Pheww! Not easy becoming a president! I don't know whether am coming or going. I have been so busy lately with the preparations, been signed up for all sorts of courses to brush up on my presidential techniques. I sneaked away from the "Headlines Grabbing Atrocities" one pretending I needed to go to the loo. But I quickly ran off to where I had spotted an Internet cafe earlier on, am posting this from there. Better be off, otherwise I'll be told off and may never become a president. There's a dodgy looking bloke outside eyeing me up in a not very reassuring way, I hope am not under surveillance...
2 comments:
Of course you're under surveillance. Your primary function as President is to be seen. You embody the honneur of Follyland; you are its expression. Anything you do will grab headlines, atrocity or not. You don't need courses; you just need a pair of dice (for presidential decisions, especially the atrocities).
D'you reckon? Am starting to freak out now am realising how tough it would be. And what's this about making decisions? First time I hear about that one. Oh heck, what have I got me self into ey!
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