I have been very busy in the past year or so on presidential stuff. I have launched many projects mainly in construction. Follyland population is sprouting like bunnies and they need affordable housing. I have found out that Bar was behind the Internet censorship law which was aimed at preventing the people of Follyland from accessing mainly my website. I only found this out recently, because initially, he told me a load of porkies about Follylanders becoming addicted to free porn on the net. He went on to say that this is problematic because it is the direct cause of the demographic boom Follyland has known in recent years and the ensuing housing and education problems. I didn't need more persuasion and approved the law immediately. However, as I was tidying up my old bookmarks this very afternoon, I discovered that porn websites are still accessible from within Follyland! But my website isn't. Well, it is only accessible by me when am at work and probably also by the secret services. However, it will be accessible from outside Follyland and the diaspora will be able to view it. This might be useless though because Follylanders tend to become even more lethargic once they leave Follyland. Which, having thought a bit more about it, might be a good thing after all. Mind you, I don't know why they want to make government stuff secret, but they never tell me anything anyway. Sometimes I regret having agreed to become president but it is too late now. Besides, the perks are great, so I cannot complain. I do get to do great stuff mind you, like that huge mosque am building. This is sure to please Follylanders who are a particularly spiritual bunch. The bleeding teachers aren't pleased though as they have been on a strike for God knows how long now. Such a pain in the neck aren't they! So useless but always wanting more money and perks. Socialist mentality, if you ask me! Why not become presidents all of them while they're at it! I threatened the Education Minister of firing him if he doesn't sort them out immediately, but all he did was threaten them to fire them all if they didn't sort themselves out immediately! I'll need to think of a trick to beat the crap out of that mentality, put everyone back in their places without attracting unwelcome attention to myself and being branded a dictator. However, there are more urgent matters to attend to right now...